What if every time anyone used proper noun (one that should be capitalized) is used, we had include some sort of tagline? For example:
Joe: How did you find the essay?
Moe: Well, there wasn't enough information in our notes, so I went to Wikipedia, the free encylopedia that anyone can edit
or, Fred stubs his toe and exclaims "Jesus, son of God and Mary and born in Bethlehem!"
...but wait, there were more proper nouns there, so it should be "Jesus, son of God (the common name for a deity of monotheists) and Mary (the virgin mother and wife of Joseph the carpenter) and born in Bethlehem, a city derived from the phrase 'house of bread'"
To make it easier, this could be done by having the necessary phrase just be the first sentence of that proper noun's Wikipedia (the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit) page.