Sunday, February 3, 2008


People always say "I've got ADD!" then they start off some sentence but interrupt it with "Let's go shave a dog!" As accurate as this may potentially be of those people who are easily distracted (like me, but I don't have any sort of disorder) it is extemely unoriginal. I mean, seriously, get some new phrases, like "chase a waterbuffalo" or "have a swordfight with cucumbers".



February 12, 2008 at 10:07 PM

I have had a sword fight with cucumbers before, and it happened to be far more fun than you would think :D